This is Bullsh*t!

Hi everyone,

Landon left her iphone home today so I am taking it upon myself to send a cry for help out to all of you. See this picture above? That is what my life has become. Standing at the backdoor, watching my family play inside. I cry, cry, cry and they finally let me in, but all I get it is an endless scolding of "NO!" "STOP!" and "DAMMIT CHARLEY!". I am not doing anything but trying to constantly give Landon kisses on the face - what is so wrong with that? It's not my fault she hates my kisses and whines about it. She just doesn't understand love I guess...

So again, I plead to all of you. If anyone wants to adopt me, please call me on my barkberry (another point right there - who still has barkberries!!?? I am totally neglected!).

On the (small) brightside, Landon is eating now, so I do get a lot of dropped food. But that is beside the point, and not enough to make me want to stay here.

Do I look pathetic enough in the picture? CALL ME NOW!

I love you all,

Charley Ann Roche

Me & Dobby

Hi everyone. Since I last updated my blog (err, sorry Charley, I think it’s quite clear it’s mine now. I am sure you can find a post-it or something somewhere in this house to leave your legacy on), I have lost one of my favorite people in the whole world. My Dobby left us last week, and even though I only spent 9.5 months with her, I love her very much and I think we had a special bond.

She was one of the very first people I ever met, waiting to greet me on my birthday. She cradled me in her arms in the room where Mom delivered me and I opened my eyes and saw her pretty face looking down at me, as you can see in my favorite picture of us together. From then on, every time I saw her she would hold me close and sing to me. When I got bigger she let me crawl all over her lap and hang off her chair to check everything out, all while safely sharing her throne. We were always very happy to see each other. I hope she knows that she brought plenty of joy to my life, as I hope I did for her.

I know my job now is to make everyone laugh and smile. Just like she did. From one L.R. to another L.R., I miss you Dobby and I will always love you!

(And don’t worry, I will be practicing the fine art of sarcasm to make you proud!)